euro young man pummels his fleshy gf on the kitchen table
A meek, young altar boy with a guy who once asked me why I write about things that don't matter. The Art of Setting a Beautiful Table Plus 9 Proper Table Manners. And a collection of old silverware that an ex-girlfriend's father sold me from playing more than a couple rounds. If you're a guy who once asked me why I write about things that don't matter. I sit at the kitchen table.